{"product_id":"fake-silicone-boobs-bra","title":"“SLAY ALL DAY” Ultra-Realistic Silicone Breast Plate Bra – Drag Queen Essential (C • D • E Cup) Instant Iconic Cleavage • No Tape • No Glue • Just GAG-WORTHY Curves!","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"flex flex-col items-center\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"response-77bf1f8e-fbe4-4521-a900-1309252d7169\" class=\"relative group flex flex-col justify-center w-full max-w-[var(--content-max-width)] pb-0.5 items-start\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"message-bubble relative rounded-3xl text-primary min-h-7 prose dark:prose-invert break-words prose-p:opacity-100 prose-strong:opacity-100 prose-li:opacity-100 prose-ul:opacity-100 prose-ol:opacity-100 prose-ul:my-1 prose-ol:my-1 prose-li:my-2 last:prose-li:mb-3 prose-li:ps-1 prose-li:ms-1 w-full max-w-none\" dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"relative response-content-markdown markdown [\u0026amp;_a:not(.not-prose)]:text-current [\u0026amp;_a:not(.not-prose):hover]:text-primary [\u0026amp;_a:not(.not-prose):hover]:decoration-primary [\u0026amp;_a:not(.not-prose)]:underline [\u0026amp;_a:not(.not-prose)]:decoration-primary\/30 [\u0026amp;_a:not(.not-prose)]:underline-offset-2 [\u0026amp;_h2:not(.not-prose):first-child]:mt-0 [\u0026amp;_h3:not(.not-prose):first-child]:mt-0 [\u0026amp;_h4:not(.not-prose):first-child]:mt-0\"\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-size: 0.875rem;\"\u003eYASSS QUEEN! Your tuck is tight, your beat is flawless… but honey, the TITS make the queen! Introducing the ultimate drag weapon: our medical-grade silicone breast plate bra that will have the children GAGGING from the back row.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eWhy every working queen is switching to these boobs RIGHT NOW:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHYPER-REALISTIC jiggle physics – they bounce, sway, and move exactly like real breasts (the judges will NEVER clock silicone)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBuilt-in deep cleavage pocket + adjustable shoulder straps = zero slippage, even when you’re death-dropping or twerking for your life\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSweat-proof, breathable, lightweight design – wear them for an 8-hour gig and still feel fresh\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo messy adhesives, no painful tape removal – just slip it on over your head and SNATCH the spotlight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSeamless edges blend perfectly under tight gowns, latex, or sequins – zero visible lines\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHand-filled platinum silicone with realistic skin texture, veins, and perky nipples that look painted by the gods\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eAvailable in the most requested drag sizes:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eC Cup – Cute \u0026amp; perky (perfect for that “girl next door who murders” vibe)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eD Cup – Dangerous curves (the sweet spot for most queens – big but believable)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eE Cup – EXTRA, darling! (when you want to serve straight-up anime realness)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eActual dimensions (so you know exactly what you’re working with):\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul dir=\"auto\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eC Cup: ~6.2 × 11.5 cm nipples spacing | ~700 g total weight\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eD Cup: ~6.5 × 12.5 cm | ~850 g (the gold standard)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eE Cup: ~7.0 × 13 cm | ~1000 g (pure main-stage energy)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003ePair with our matching hip pads and you’ve got a full fantasy figure that photographs like a million bucks from every angle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eStop praying for good lighting and bad angles – give the people what they want: larger-than-life, traffic-stopping, legendary titties!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eTag your favorite queen who NEEDS these in her life. Limited restocks – once they’re gone, they’re GONE, sis!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003e#DragEssentials #SiliconeTits #ServeCunt #QueenShit \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Drag Queen Store","offers":[{"title":"C Cup - Perky 800g","offer_id":39759607431212,"sku":"35336793-800g-china","price":146.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"D Cup - Fierce 1000g","offer_id":39759607463980,"sku":"35336793-1000g-china","price":177.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"E Cup - Extra 1200g","offer_id":44190963531820,"sku":"E","price":218.95,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0552\/4032\/7212\/products\/product-image-1342551858.jpg?v=1638004909","url":"https:\/\/www.thedragqueenstore.com\/en-it\/products\/fake-silicone-boobs-bra","provider":"The Drag Queen Store","version":"1.0","type":"link"}